Bill English caught in John Keys seat.

Bill English was caught red handed 

 Bill English was caught lunch time today sitting in Prime Minister John Keys seat in his office. Key was reportedly visibly shocked upon returning from his lunch time sandwich and toilet break. "He was sitting there in my chair searching through my desk." Key left parliament early to try to relax after the traumatic event. Bill English was seen not soon after leaving the Beehive red faced.

We approached Cameron Slater for further incite onto the event, this took sometime as we had to take him to a local McDonalds. Cameron then said Key had been borrowing  Englishes stapler and not returned it for three days.

Winston Peters was not available for comment after he was seen with Englishes stapler.