Key decides flag.

Prime minster John Key has received some criticism over the outcome of the New Zealand flag change. Key has stopped submissions having quote "found the one." 

Critics have claimed the use of such a rare pepe would result in the flag having no value, Key responded with the following statement.

"The people of New Zealand have decided on this idea and I as a prime minster have committed to making their choices matter! I may be the prime minster but I must listen to the public on some matters that will affect New Zealand long after I have gone."

Key dismissed questions about the sudden rise of mining companies driving trucks and drilling equipment into national parks as nothing more than company holidays. Apparently something else was passed hurriedly. Some think this has something to do with the sudden oil platforms swarming into areas all over New Zealand.  DOC has also being taking to court my Julia Rinehart who is suing on damages due to there refusal to let her open open cast mines in the Tasman area and Coromandel Peninsula.

Key reassures us that even though New Zealand may be "Crippled Indefinitely" at least we have a pretty flag now. 

ALL HAIL NEW ZEALAND

John Key claims the TPPA is "okay really"

"The treaty of Treaty of Waitangi is so 2000" 

Due to growing criticism over the New Zealand Governments attempts to push through the TPPA John Key has made a public announcement. He states during this that the TPPA is "okay really" and that "national  parks will not be stripped of resources."  This comes after growing concern that the TPPA would make labor laws redundant as large corporations could simply sue. Key responded to this with the statement "Look guys I know all those guys real well they are some swell blokes."

As it stands the TPPA is expected to pass unopposed and will not be removable by future governments. The BP CEO was quoted saying "If you tired to you would be in more dept than Greece."

In all seriousness the TPPA needs to be stopped! If you would like to know more please follow this link: http://www.itsourfuture.org.nz/